this one time in primary school we were doing a play and the teacher asked who wanted to be a flower and i put my hand up as a joke but then i actually got the role ‘flower’, i feel like this is what happened when robert pattinson got his role in twilight
i’m 16 and i still walk up the stairs with my hands how do they expect me to learn algebra
I thought you meant only on your hands and I was like, hell that’s way harder than algebra
That’s debatable
